Posted on Tuesday, June 21, 2005 3:56 PM
A friend of mine at work had this conversation with a buddy of his. The names have been changed to protect the guilty from further humiliation. Be warned...vulgar verbage follows:
Neil [3:03 PM]:
you won't believe what I did earlier
Neil [3:03 PM]:
i got a major call from Mother Nature.....
Neil [3:04 PM]:
headed up to the "nice" bathrooms in the office area.....
Bob [3:04 PM]:
uh oh
Neil [3:05 PM]:
went in the wrong one .....had to go so bad, I didn't even realize it
Neil [3:05 PM]:
I blew it the hell up
Neil [3:05 PM]:
heard "small" footsteps come in....go in a stall further down and piss
Neil [3:05 PM]:
only, it was too far down....there aren't stalls that far away
Neil [3:06 PM]:
why do I hear a sink across from the shitter now, I think
Neil [3:06 PM]:
the sink is by the door.....
Bob [3:06 PM]:
buahhahahahahaha'
Neil [3:06 PM]:
i looked between the crack in the door and it hit me that I was not in Kansas like I thought
Bob [3:06 PM]:
ahhahaha
Bob [3:06 PM]:
hehehehehehhe
Neil [3:06 PM]:
yeah lol
Neil [3:06 PM]:
i kept real real quiet
Neil [3:07 PM]:
.....and got the fuck out as soon as I could
Bob [3:08 PM]:
that is CLASSIC
Bob [3:17 PM]:
oh man I am still laughing
Neil [3:18 PM]:
i can't believe i did that
Neil [3:19 PM]:
dude, it was one of those craps you are proud of, too
Neil [3:19 PM]:
the kind where the black cloud of death comes out and engulfs the bathroom
Bob [3:20 PM]:
I picture this little petite lady coming in and thinking........
"Man. Does that lady have some BIG shoes."
Neil [3:22 PM]:
i'm hoping like a mother scratcher that she didn't see the shoes....
Neil [3:22 PM]:
i have size 14 steel toe boots on