Posted on Monday, January 10, 2005 4:42 PM
Kidney stones suck.
Anyone that has had them has inevitably heard the axiom that “Someone heard that Kidney Stone pain was nearly equivalent to birthing a child”. Well, I've fathered nearly 15 of these children in the last 13 years and I for one am tired.
If the Kidney Stone fairy would stop knocking me up I'd be much better off...now if someone will point me to a good attorney I'd be greatful, as I want child support paid in full and retroactive.